Breaking News! – July 14, 2013

BIKE LANE SECRETLY LONGS TO BE FINAL STAGE OF TOUR DE FRANCE!

 

 

 

 

Breaking News! June 14, 2013

LOCAL RAINBOW MISTAKENLY SHINES OVER CRAPPY PART OF TOWN

 

 

Breaking News! May 24, 2013

GARDEN GNOME WITH WHIMSICAL SIGN ANXIOUSLY AWAITS DEATH!

Breaking News! November 28, 2012

DISCONNECTED SATELLITE DISH STARES MOURNFULLY AT SKY!

 

Pic of the Week! (November 11-17)

Andy Barkin of Decatur, Ga sent us this awesome photo taken at the Decatur County Fair this past summer.  Pictured is the thrilling “Cyclone Swings,”  which Barkin rode 25 times straight on a dare from his girlfriend Kaitlyn. Barkin was ready to go for more, but he was asked to leave the carnival when he threw up on the Cyclone Swings operator. Congratulations on your amazing accomplishment Andy, Kaitlyn is one lucky girl!

Breaking News! November 3, 2012

POTTERY BARN GLOBE FRIGGIN HATES GOOGLE EARTH!

Stupid Yankee Fan Really Proud of his Stupid Yankees Pumpkin

 

 

 

 

“WHO CARES” DECLARES ORIOLES LOVING WIFE!

Pic of the Week! (October 7-13)

Chilton Matthews of Carmel California sent us this photo via text of the sun drenched greenery of the Los Padres National Forest. Just beautiful.

Thanks for the photo Mr. Matthews, and we hope the rescue teams find you very soon.

Breaking News! September 27, 2012

PAINTED PUMPKIN AT MARKET KNOWS YOUR SINS AND SECRETS!

Breaking News! September 5, 2012

SUMMER OFFICIALLY ENDS!

WIFFLE BAT AND BALL SETS PLACED ON CLEARANCE SHELF